![]() You’re slowly going insane from loneliness. Jane has someone to care for her! “I’m glad you’ve come.” RCF: Aww she worries about feeding her and warming her. And yet I’d watch that movie hoping for a twist. RCF: Brotherhood of BORING awkward men who share a pathetic hat. ![]() If they had the same hat, they’d have a lot of Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants organizing. Me: I mean, not the same hat, the same TYPE of hat. Me: “Say my name! Say it!” “SHEEEEEEEEEP!” That girl needs a proper broom. RCF: Baaaa … He wants to utilize Jane for sure. John looks like an angry sheep that’s been half shaved. When Phoebe and Chandler try to get the engagement ring for Monica and Phoebe is dying, she coughs, “From a cough apparently.” But every time a character coughs and dies I think of that Friends episode. Me: The preacher turned missionary who wanted to marry Jane for utility and not for love. This is where Queen B got her alter ego from. Me: Aww friendship! Also, Anne Elliot’s house is Kellynch Hall. Me: That’s all she needed to hear! That’s all anyone needs to hear. Me: “If she hit me I’d get that birch and break it under her nose!” Hear, hear, Jane! Yay for Helen! Sharing bread! Friendship! Me: I want that guy to die alone and sad. I have to keep myself from watching it like every day. Me: Yeah! The house he buys because he loves her … We need to watch that, too. RCF: The house where they dance on the lawn. Me: What’s Anne Elliot’s house’s name? You should throw that in the mix. Me: Yup! We could combine them: Northemberbournfield. RCF: Oh my gash, yeah we should! New project. Not Northanger, or Pemberley, or Longbourn … THORNFIELD! RCF: Even Rochester is a bit harsh, though loving. They are a bit of soft kindness in her harsh life. They set out her clean dress with some flowers. Me: Even worse combination in a wedding planner. “Step out of your fine dress.” Jaded and jealous. And then I can practice my northern accent. Me: We need to watch North and South! … Again. RCF: Yes! Her sassy, earned, northern-accented words. I like that the aunt is tormented by these words for all her life. Me: Is that an animal wrapped around her shoulder? Bitch. ![]() Me: It’s okay, she gets Fass-I mean Rochester. Me: The ghost of her uncle is in there! And a horribly timed chimney soot explosion! Me: Also Bessie … is it Bessie? She wants to be nice to Jane. Hopefully they think it’s time he got a beating. Me: Oooh yes! She looks much better in Persuasion. RCF: Awful aunt! But I want to watch Persuasion. But he gets told later by his parents’ friends. Me: But how does he know they loved him? Hagrid? How does he know that? Do his aunt and uncle tell him? Me: Aww but it’s so good! He just wants to dance! In the ballet! Me: Look! It’s Billy Elliott! Which you still have to watch. Me: Push it away, Jane! Pull that hood a little more – that hood is huge. Me: If you found out the love of your life turned out to have a crazy wife hidden in his attic who tried to murder him, would you escape to the moors to wander and cry on rocks? Me: Rochester isn’t nearly as handsome as the Cheshire Cat. And offer a light-hearted comedy as consolation. It’d probably slowly torture me and then steal all my feels leaving me in the fetal position on the floor. RCF: Unconventional wedding, happy marriage. Rom-Com Friend: Okay! I have it paused and ready to go. Rochester … I mean enjoy a brilliant adaptation of a complicated novel by Charlotte Brontë.Īnyway, if you want to kill some time reading two girls swooning over the rather emotional story of a plain girl named Jane Eyre, read on! ![]() Not sure why you need a reason to watch Michael Fassbender as Mr. My rom-com friend and I watched Jane Eyre together because it’s Jane Eyre. ![]()
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